are we going to glenview for practice??
(3 hrs later) aids
where r u? what is story? im way too high right now
Just found two Xanax on the floor at the tanning bed. And yes, Im taking them...looks like going to get cancer is paying off
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
A baby just go on our party bus. What. The. Fuck.
Two girls just making out in the elevator. Didn't stop when the doors opened. Part of me didnt mind, but part did. Bc I wanted to get on the elevator without it getting awkward. Am I gay?
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
My judgement was not "clouded". My judgement was in the midst of a fucking hurricane or something ridiculous.
You yelled "hold my dick" before you tackled the guy away from the dj and two random girls moved to actually hold it, then argued about it. I want that whore aura!
fun fact #6 about tuesday nights: giving head with two 40s taped to your hands is not as easy as you would think
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
Getting stoned at work has never been a good idea, but im always more than willing to give it another chance
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
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