physics? naw man, teacher told us it was casual friday, so i decided to be super casual and not go.
No one goes out in public like that, unless they do anal
She said you were bangin on the counters of McDonalds singing "These Eyes" at 4am
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
He whinnies like a horse when he's cumming. I wish I would have known this before we got into a relationship.
They just called to see if he wanted to come in at 2am for overtime. He's trashed. He literally carried on a 10 minute convo with his boss about woodchucks. As in the animal
Your list of "good ideas" thumbtacked to the lampshade last night consisted of nothing but "tampon-pen" with a note indicating that girls could then always have something to write with, even naked.
I think it was the free bomb shots from the creepy bolivians that sent us over the edge
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
She tried to beat him up using a half gallon of Bacardi, instead she got tangled in Kayla's hanging bra and broke a lamp. She can party with us anytime.
I posted her number in the m4m casual encounters area of Craigslist.
I guess her always saying "gay men love me!" will finally get put to the test.
I'm ok. I've got the pantsless-with-dignity thing down pat
I would recommend NOT getting ass enhancement shots.
Master Skywalker, there are too many of them. What am I going to do?
Hit on the one in the red shorts. The thirst is strong with this one.
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
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