they were just spraying pledge on themselves and calling it lemon cologne.
Most of the time people just stick whatever they want in my mouth. Thanks for letting me decide this time
I will never underestimate my ability to drunken ramble. At one point last night i think i was talking about hieroglyphics
please remind me not to sleep with group members until after finals week.
Rolling one last joint on my Psych textbook before trading it in. I might actually cry.
at what point last night did we decide it was okay to let me hitch hike to another bar?
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
My roommate was being an ass so I put everyone's drinks/shots on his tab for the entire night. Then when we left he was telling me how he got out cheaper than last time.
She's like a solid nine. Well maybe not a tomorrow morning nine, but she's a nine right now and trying to take me home.
Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I had a meltdown and you quoted Puddle of Mudd to me
We celebrated Cinco the right way. We took shots of 1800 then he fucked me while Selena was on TV in the background
my comprehension of H.D. Thoreau really dives after 8 beers.....
It will astound me if they ever let you graduate.
He stole one of my good bras again. If I'm not getting laid I'm not putting with this shit. Also it's a walk of shame for you today, my car is suicidal again.
Finally got with the virgin.
Yeah? Howd that go?
As soon as I got it all the way in, I looked deep into her eyes and said "your soul is mine" in the deepest voice I could make. She was not amused.
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