So I just almost came on my own face I had to dodge it as it was flying by...that was a first
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
He played a tape of his mad rapping skills after the final...his rapper name was Mad Stylz and he rapped about all the pussy he got in the 90's. I love Sociology.
porn star boner night. come get it.
Who is he, asking me if im dtf without a question mark
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I'm pretty sure you and I ate the entire Keebler elf weed workshop
Damn why is there no horse blowjob emoji?
I'm sorry but the visual image of you suffocating on vagina is basically hysterical
Got caught peeing in public. Sucks. It was a police station. Sucks worse.
You have to commit to sexting. You can't just quit right after I send you pictures of my asshole.
Seriously, come on.
I feel like there's a picture of my ass on the internet right now.
I hate you.
Is 6 weeks really a benchmark now?
Ask me in 6 more weeks, when they're in a bisexual polycule.
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