love how google fills in search terms for you, today for example, i ran a query for "why do girls get t"
and google finished it w/ "ramp stamps."
I felt less weird knowing others had searched this before me.
it sounds like her vocal chords are covered in pudding and rocks. come get me.
I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
I just slapped my cat in the face with my dildo. You were the only one I could tell.
He probs deserved it.
Every good man does.
I have this strange craving to see a really fat person go down a slipnslide
im sleeping in a hamic at a mansion. best hangover ever
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
You did things that should be illegal to a Twinkie and asked strangers to drive you home.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
I know I'm drunk but why am I receiving this handjob through the pant leg of my shorts..?
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