problem. drunk. stepbrother hitting on me again. help.
ugh the "ive seen you naked on the internet" look is really getting tiring
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
I think all I remember saying is, "I love Chris Berman's voice" and then I passed out
Leave it to us to have a family reunion in a bar bathroom
told our landlord the hole in the wall was from your head during drunk sex..
how did he take it?
not as well as i would have thought
We should discuss this later when sobriety has returned. Right now he's just like a distant cousin.
I am tired of banking on my penis size to overcome my lack of game.
at work, .. 47 yr old boss was in a fight. 2 BLACK EYES. I may get fired. I cant stop laughing
Omg last night I was giving shots out like I was the Willy Wonka of the alcohol world.
You're just a heartbreaker with a knitting problem
Part of my tooth flew in my eye when the dentist was drilling my cavity then I was sent to the ER. Fucking never going back
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
Literally had sex in his grow room under a plant.. ganja queen .
woke up to two girls crawling on top of me forcefeeding me bacon. Best. Hangover. Ever.
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