and pubic hair rears its ugly head again
you'd think he'd be slightly more humble with a penis that small
They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
And you just kept trying to fit through the dog door and not drop Jello shots.
She actually pushed her roomie out of the way and said 'You already fucked him it's my turn!'
Made out with a girl in a wheelchair and rode her around while I was blackout. On a new level.
I was dressed as bob Ross as this occurred
Only the gays. Guy gives me a handjob in the steam, then changes next to me under his towel
Only the gays
The only thing you accomplished yesterday was dry humping me on the floor of my work place WHILE I was working.
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
As sure as my left ball is bigger then my right. We will have our moment.
I got really upset about missing him last night when I was demonstrating penis sizes of the people I've slept with using a tape measurer to my roommates
She's one of those people who could be either 16 or 23. In which case she's too old for me or in dangerously jailbait territory for you, bro.
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
You know you have a good math teacher when we're talkIng about mixture problems and no one gets it until he explains it by talking about mixing alcohol
Randomize
