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Proposition. Sex. No words, no talking about it later. I just want you tonight.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
My foreign exchange student got here today. I turned on man vs. food and told her that "this is all you need to know about America."
he said the way to his heart was through his stomach, i told him if he wanted to eat my food he had to eat my kitty
smooth operator
it's sad when i round the corner and the dog goes directly for the liquor store
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
Well, practice makes perfect. Let's start playing Eye of the Tiger and do a blowjob training montage.
woke up to see a man wearing a sailor hat and covered in vomit sneaking out the door. Epic night indeed.
He unbuckled his belt, tipped his hat at me, then told me to "saddle up"
this is like your 5th cowboy right? where do you keep finding these guys?!!
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
I slept awesome next to you. You're like an electric blanket that I can have morning sex with.
A relationship is waiting for him to fall asleep so you can cum (finally!) while watching porn
Turns out, the guy I'm casually fucking has a girlfriend who's cheating on him with my sister's boyfriends brother who I fucked last year. And my sex life has now come full circle.
andy told me i got kicked out of the bar and was so drunk i forgot and got back in line. the bouncer was zero impressed
Randomize
