Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It would be been irresponsible not to make cleaning the apartment into a drinking game
I also referred to her clitorous as her "vagina dot" last night...probably going to be dumped soon.
She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
once again, we need to groom him to be a better human being. using liquor and tits.
We team puked and then made sex like wild monkeys. If that isn't love, I don't know what is.
I just stuck my fingers down her throat so she could puke. I mean what are friends for
Oh my god she just threw up on her dog
How am I so hungover that wearing sunglasses hurts my head?
It's just unfortunate. She's a 28 year old woman who looks as if a pelican and ET had a baby. With braces.
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
I ripped off the screen and literally supermaned through my bedroom window. That wasted
I mean...he danced with his dick still inside of me. What more could a girl ask for?
I picked up a towel, and butt beads fell out of it.
Oh yeah... Surprise!
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
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