She looked kinda like Mario Batali?
Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
Sandra Bullock looks like the most recent Michael Jackson
there should be a national holiday dedicated to how high i am
I woke up at 2 in my clothes with a defrosted steak in my pocket, no drinky this week at all.
You know me. Don't need roses, just dick and food.
Marking my student's "don't do drugs" posters while simultaneously texting my dealer, is this what being a grown up is like?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
You said something about how beautiful my pockets were, then walked away.
Yes talking about pockets is classic me.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
it was like a shit fog rolling out of the east to encompass me and have it's way with me
we are not taking body shots with the irish cream
just ran into my drill sergeant from basic 4 years ago. gonna take him home and have him fuck me at the cadence of quick time.
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
I just had all of the sex. All of it.
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