He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I'm covered in pickle juice. Why do you people leave me alone?
I have to have sex with him again. I feel like I need to train him so no other girl experiences that bad of sex.
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
so i may have indirectly taught my 13 year old campers how to give blowjobs.
We started a mustache riot at white castle at 4 in the morning. Will explain in detail.
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
I want to get my vag crammed with complete loss of every bit of dignity I have left by this man from every angle on every flat surface that exists. That is all.
Def something wrong w taking plan b with your daughters juice box
No one suspects that a sweet girl who is excited about her anniversary with her bf just blew her partner at work in a communal area a few hours ago, so its cool.
Trust me, dating 38 and 20 year old dudes at the same time is the best. Money plus all of the sex. Finally figured out this relationship thing.
No matter how long you've been away, there's nothing quite like pooping at your parents' house
Googled 'how drunk am I' and it was NOT helpful
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She looks like a character that batman would try to kill, or something.
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