i guess it wasn't a booty call since he got home from the club at 6:00 am... he told me to consider it morning sex
DONT TAKE THE KEG OUT OF THE HOT TUB I NEED A PICTURE OF ME DOING A KEG STAND ON IT
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
remind me not to fuck anymore half bald 20 year olds. because obviously there's attachment issues
I'm just planning on experiencing Disney as adult style as it gets. Drinking bloody mary's at dawn and telling all the kids waiting in lines how badly their future sucks and that Santa isn't real.
I kind of learned that hotels are unnecessary. Boys will just take you home, but that's tough with a group. I believe in us, though.
my pupils became my eyes and i slept with a cloth in my mouth again
He doesn't drink liquor so instead of doing a body shot off my belly button he dropped water in there and sipped it out with a straw. Look at my face: =|
Today in French class my teacher was singing "what does the fox say" so i started answering in similar satanic ritual noises
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
It's times when I'm naked but also want to be platonically social that I miss you the most.
you made out with another girl for some wings
You said if the geese can walk on the lake so can I.
Woke up went to work ate beef after three year hiatus shat my pants went to bed
I ate at the cafeteria for the first time yesterday and today I think I had an hour long fart.
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