What kind of poor, pathetic town do we live in where a horny teenage girl is sitting in her basement on a saturday night, unlaid?
I'm pretty sure this is how polyamorous relationships begin.
I need to figure out how to tell my doctor that I don't want to fix my possible fertility problems until AFTER I'm done whoring around in my 20s.
My stepdad and I just tag-team hit on a server at McDonald's. This is the man I should have grown up with.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
This is the third time that ive slept with him. He bought me more milk. I can feel the romance growing.
My mom just walked in and she was like "Who ate all of the cheese?" and all I could think of was you trying to become a human taco
I was 100% done.. I used my vibrator while eating cold pizza. Shit was magical.
there was so much lube in my brother's closet...
i think my cat just said my name.
I need a guy who can see in me what the lesbian community sees in me
The good thing about country bars is that the men generally look like men. The bad thing is the country music.
You know it’s going to be a rough day when you scream “Get fucked” at your alarm clock
I don't know how I got home but I'm pretty sure the guy in my closet had something to do with it
His mom just pulled off a quadruple cockblock. I'm not sure if I'm mad or impressed?
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