Picking up third year law school girls is like MILF hunting for beginners
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
Well good for him for getting your number before he told you he had no money and needed you to pay for his drink!
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
We kind of broke a table making out. So yes, I'd say it was successful.
Good news, my sex bruises are fading. Bad news, my boobs look like I have a skin disease because of it.
He was on top and as he finished he yelled "I love gold" , so yeah I'm seeing him later tonight
I can't wash the smell of tacos off my hands. I feel like the Lady Macbeth of Chipotle.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
Whats a little naked between friends. Just don't laugh or I'll be scared for life.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
A dozen fresh-baked cookies delivered to my dorm AND I don't have chlamydia or gonorrhea... Could this night get any better??
Well this guy just went into a detailed lecture about how rinos are developing into unicorns.. It's gonna be a good night.
Despite evidence suggesting otherwise, it turns out max is 100%straight.
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