I want 2 things right now, you or a cig
cig
We made a drinking game out of poaching eggs. When did our life turn into a really awesome version of Top Chef?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
Just heard Miley Cyrus' version of "Every Rose Has Its Thorn". Fuck everything. If you don't have an std you have no right to remake this song
Found out why they call her Halfpipe Jenny-NOT the cool reason we thought
you kept telling us that in dog beers you only had one
I feel like jumping into a breast pit right now. Like the old school ball pits at mcdonalds.
she tried to douche with champagne. in front of all of us. unabashedly.
So the " I'm gay but curious" thing worked. You owe me 50 bucks.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If I'm going to risk life and limb to wear a Wings jersey to the Garden next week, the least they can do is win.
And the most would be ending up in bed with one of them.
Gonna play a drinking game called drink til I feel my emotions. The things I do so I can be a therapist
I asked to see his balls for medical purposes.
Her name was Danica but I felt like it would be hard to say drunk so I called her Shelby
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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