Send those Picts to my email please. From last night
Ps thx for the porn on my phone
;) ur welcome
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
we just finished making mockaritas... then we prayed
god you guys know how to party
worst. bachelorette party. ever.
Food Network. Taking bong rips everytime we want to eat. BOBBY FLAY.
Are you available to help carry me into the house Monday?
I'm so covered in bruises. God dammit drunk me. We are a lady.
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
You guys bombarded us in the bathroom and that kid whipped his dick out and peed in the sink.
Slip and slide hallway was not one of my better ideas.
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
Nvm, he just almost drank his drink from last night, his drink that has the condom in it. Kinda answers my question.
It's like that thing with the devil and the angel except one shoulder has orgasms and the other has stuffed crust pizza and depression.
I didn't know how wild the party was going to be until one girl brought her pet raccoon
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
I just want you to know that watching you throw up out of a cab in the McDonald's drive thru was probably the highlight of my night.
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