Scared. last time someone tried to talk me into they said it tastes like tapioca and i projectiled onto a closed window
Do vagina's smell?
Call me immediately, my only recent boy news involves me biting a dick.
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
I think online classes were designed around the concept of day drinking.
So your brother is gay after all... Just caught him making out with my brother... Apparently he's gay too
Woke up in your shoes. Please tell me you woke up in mine
Oooo yea. You face planted on my bed but only half your body made it so you noodled onto the floor but kept saying prepare to be murdered which is when you started taking your pants off but stopped at your ankles cause it was too hard
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
At least I know that however bad my life gets and how low I can feel I'll never feel shitting in a red robin parking lot low
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
I just saw the co founder of Waffle House passed away Friday. Are you okay?
That's about the same time my life started falling apart... Coincidence?!?!? I think NOT!!!
So I justmade it back home and was greeted to a squirrel in my dorm... Last time I let my friends rent it out for a party.
her and her boyfriend kept giving me coke ad kissing me talking about my awesome boobs
His bedroom is the preferred destination of MILFs, cougars, recent divorcees and sexually frustrated wives
His penis is my hero
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