mornings like this make me wish i was morman.
I didnt attack him, I heard I threw a chair at him- big difference. And you know Im not a creep so whatever
He won't ever take me seriously if I keep getting drunk and hooking up with all his friends.
I knew we would be good together when you made me lick jameson off your boob while you screamed along with racks on racks
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
They're tearing apart the house I lost my virginity in:(
This is going to be the time I got green body paint on Chris' ceiling all over again...
Now that makes it sound like you had sex with a guy in batman costume and you never took the mask off so you can't 100 percent be sure.
Remember that girl from my stats. class that I ran into at the bar 2 weeks ago? She literally hasn't been to class once since I told her I sit behind her.
Fun times on public transportation. I just had a guy imply that I was racist cause I didn't want to talk to him when I was clearly reading my book and he was clearly on coke.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
I'm not the type to go to a guys house...in your case his boat...and sleep with them..I mean I have in the past but I'm trying to be more serious and grown up
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
What’s the best way to find out if he’s into anal?
I think you have the wrong number, but good luck with that
Randomize
