I guess there's some 16 and under softball tournament and they all are at my work. what is a 21 year old to do?
The responsible thing...show them the break room.
That's the first time you've ever said the L word without referring to drinking or partying.
so i gave him head in the movie theater last night. thought we were alone til I heard the clapping from the other side of the theater after he'd finished.
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
Its 11am, im in the city in a pocahontas outfit, lost a heel and found a gold rolex in my lingerie.
I'm spoon feeding myself tequila for breakfast, should we skip class today?
What part of "he tried to put his dick in my ear" did you not understand??
I built a fence. For the bunnies we're going to adopt. I'll fill you in when you get home.
I'm not drinking with you for AT LEAST a day
What would you say is a healthy ratio of sex vs. being called a fucking asshole in a relationship?
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Dropped the bowl in the litter box. But it landed face up. What do I do?
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
He kept saying "Welcome to Indianapolis" over and over while we were having sex...because that's his hometown. I was scared and confused... I didn't know if I should have said thank you or what.
Let me set the mood for you. Do you remember Britney Spears in her Hit Me Baby One More Time era? Well I just fucked this college girl I shit you not her name is Persephone and she looks exactly like Britney Spears back when she was hot. I might be in love.
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