And people are going to start dressing like that in public, it's just ridiculous, the goths and now the GAGAs
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
so there is either a lot of blood or a lot of wine in the shower....
facebook friend requested him the morning after while he was still asleep in my bed, a whole new level of creeper even for me
He's trying to row the canoe up my front yard like he is Lewis and Clark.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
Think about if the incredible hulk and king kong had a retarded baby. That's the sound she made in my ear the entire time I fucked her.
All I want is for every tall lanky young guy who is reading in a Starbucks to go balls deep in me. That's all.
In lieu of flowers, please donate to The Hungover Children's Fund in my name.
Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
He walked into the pizza shop... Pulled the fire alarm.. And proceeded to dance to it...
Is it considered a bad morning to find your boss half naked in the parking lot of work at 7am?
That depends, how hot is your boss?
This tequila is so bad I might cry. I won't Throw up but I might cry
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
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