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I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
Bring it all. We will have a potluck of drugs. It will be magical.
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
we didn't have anything to do and wanted to get our money's worth out of our costumes, so if you see two mermaids day drinking by the creek it's us
Just managed to stab myself in the ass with a fork. I feel that as my best friend, I'm obligated by friend code to inform you of that sort of thing.
I just spent a pre-4th of july celebration riding in a raft being towed by a car through a town that I've never heard of handing out flyers for a river rafting company that I never knew existed. Good night.
Just puke out the sadness. Like a fuckin dragon.
I hope you get some kind or rare disease that makes your dick ties itself in a knot for fucking her you lucky bastard.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
I was too drunk to remember throwing up so i probably didn't learn my lesson
You'd love her. She's outspoken like us. And appreciates a big penis and a strong drink.
You got stoned and bought $300 worth of pudding. Again! Why do YOU think she left you?
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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