Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
Okay, I have a threesome with foreigners and suddenly I'm a man-whore
to do: lose virginity to hamster dance
just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
franzia sundays are my new favorite holiday
Your sister reminds me of me at her age. Stop her while you can.
So....maintenance found the bullethole.....
He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
I feel miserable and there's nutella all over my phone
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.
God Bless cinco de mayo
Decided I'm going to wear a shirt that says "I'm sorry" whenever we go back to that fraternity
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
He's literally cuddling with the washer and dryer.
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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