Yeah and Nick is shooting his loaded 9mm in his backyard.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
I'm pretty sure God is rooting for me with this two gf thing
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
He rode my dog to the bathroom and wouldn't stop laughing once he got in. It was scary.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I'm honestly considering asking her if I can eat her out, as a friend.
i puked in the 2nd best shower and the couple fucking in the 1st didnt even pause so you might wanna hold off on that for a while
I was watching porn and wanted to change the tab to another video to cum but I clicked the wrong tab and it was a gif of a dog but I was coming and couldn't do anything so did I jill off to a dog? I feel like I should be guilty
When I was sick she came over with Call of Duty, animal crackers and a handjob. Honor says I can't dump her until Easter
not sure if destroying him emotionally was worth it but damn it's a fucking hilarious story
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
My throat is burning
Thats because you proceeded to drink the salsa because you thought it was alcohol...dumbass
Now the fun stuff starts.
Someone is losing a finger.
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