If I were trying to take advantage of you I would have maxed out all your credit cards by now.
so how do you plan on seducing my econ TA?
by telling him that he has a large supply and that i demand it...in my mouth. it shows him that i'm slutty and that i pay attention in econ
She should get an extra 30 days for that Georgia Rule movie......terrible.
Are you really this nice or are you just trying to get in my pants?
Both?
I've never played a more sexually-tense game of Uno in my life.
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
All i hear is "BITCH BETTER HAVE MY HONEY" and i turn around and there is a dude in a bear costume. It was fur real.
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
I went by my nickname in rehab. It made it feel more like summer camp.
Say what you want about my van, but I've got more action there than in my apartment. A body pillow and a joint still go a long way!
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
He bedazzled a shirt for me that said "best head giver" should I be thankful for the gift or concerned that he has a bedazzler?
Have you ever wondered if we are just made up characters in someone's head? You'll have to forgive me right now I think I have 7 thumbs
we started drinking at 4pm, somehows its 1 am im in bathing suit running from the cops.....any explanation of what happened?
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