It will be a surprise...all i can say is stripper clown
would it be completely unacceptable to smoke a cig outside naked? im already doing it so what you say doesn't matter.
Sorry for screaming that you were an apple in spanish at the bar last night, that was the wine talking
I think this hangover is going to kill me. If it succeeds I would like you to read a dramatic rendition of 'Trapped in the closet' complete with interpretative dance at my funeral.
Weirdest sensation ever: having your penis fall asleep. It was like tiny hulk hogan was choking it out
Oh, and also, a couple of straight girls showed up. But they ran away.
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
It feels like New Years Day all over again...me trying desperately not to throw up in the backseat & mom and dad blissfully unaware in the front
You were sending me snapchats from a bathtub with your beer helmet on and your boobs out.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
She looks like a Midwestern news anchor that got fired so she has done nothing but eat for the past 6 months.
can we not compare my dick to a children’s folk tale
Sarah was butt-chugging wine and diarrhea'd all over the wall
Today's forecast: 90% chance of bad decisions, good stories, solid new dick and artichoke pizza
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