You were right, I'm so drunk and I want to eat the shit out of my vanilla cupcake candle it smells delish
Experience is the best teacher
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
SOME GIRL ON THE STAIRS IN FRONT OF ME JUST FARTED AND IT WENT STRAIGHT INTO MY MOUTH!
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I woke up naked in my bathtub at 5:30 this morning. There's legit a spray tan body print of me in the fetal position in my tub.
This guy needs to come out; I can feel him sucking my dick from across the room.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
Nope not happening. When I close my eyes the floor moves. I'm going to enjoy this free roller coaster.
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I actually had to apologize for "being too aggressive about harry potter"
Hey also tomorrow casually bring up wearing crocs to your sister's wedding
Well... This is my last night at the resort. So far, the only thing that has been in my vagina is sand.
THIS IS SO HOT. BYE PANTIES.
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