god. i hate danny gokey.
Hes like the kid in school that reminds the teacher they forgot to assign homeowrk.
he's mormon right? lame.
My sink just fell out of the wall. I can't deal with this right now
We had to coat check the pizza.
she's traveling up the coast with her camera and a stash of pot cookies eating food from different campuses. said she slept in a closet 2 states away last nite... of course I'm interested
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
javelin tossed one of my crutches in to the mosh pit at the concert, hit some dude in the temple hahah fuck him he sucks
It's a delicate game of how much porn can I look at without the other interns noticing.
I just haven't been myself lately. I slept with a guy 21 years older than me and I've been wearing my hair in a center part.
I've shit my pants 4 times in 12 hours... Never trust a fart when u pass 30
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
How do you clean human pee out of a carpet
Inconspicuously
Isis wins if we don't have the loudest, kinkiest sex in every part of my house tomorrow
He fingerfucked me in the hot tub and then we had sex in the wine cellar. See thats why I like partying with rich people
Do it!! We better have a duck by the time I get home.
On the brightside we know now that empty pringle cans are accepted at mcdonalds as cups.... Screw people who judged us, we saved a buck
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