i'm forgoing the post-coitus cuddling sesh to ask u this :when he says he loves me and all i can think to say is either "cool" or "i love boning you," what do i do?
I have said "that's the wrong hole" for the last time.
the last thing i remember was trying to convince him to call over his girlfriend so we could have a threesome
My drug dealer is spending the weekend in my studio apartment. I feel like I've crossed a line that should never be crossed.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
He practically bottle-fed me Jameson, like I was a baby chimpanzee on those nature specials.
He needs to realize that there's a big difference between "I love you" and "I love your dick"
Drinking with birthday clown in the backyard shed at a 5 year olds birthday party at 12 in the afternoon. My life doesn't need any adjustments
Using his name makes it all too personal. I refuse to get attached to this one. This is all about ass. He doesn't get a name.
I actually don't know if I can stand up. I just know better than to try
I am honored my friend, to hold the decision of what enters your body
I'll just be sleeping in this laundry room. Come get me at bar close.
she walked in on me throwing up in the sink with my pants around my ankles and I said "i'll be with you in a sec"
He said he didn't want to go down on me so I told him we were going to have an oral stalemate.
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
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