:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
Hahaha. I am actually really tight for having a kid. Like really really tight.
normally i'm against accepting campers on facebook but this one saw me giving head to another counselor and didn't say shit about it to my boss so i feel like shes earned the right to look at my sloppy drunk pictures
while being fingered today, I was told I have an abnormally deep g-spot. Now you know, I am a size queen because of SCIENCE.
I have a spoon shaped bruise on my ass...
Sometimes you gotta take the crosseyed stripper. fuck it
I need a burrito and a hug.
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
You are a magnificent human being. I love you from head to toe. This wine is DELICIOUS.
Any story that involves the words "bloody hand job" and/or "sliced penis" is bound to be a good one, right?
We cuddled after till the morning. Then he woke up sober... and straight.
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
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