No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
Everyone needs a good pregnancy scare in their life.
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
I didn't know there was such thing as a bad orgasm. Until him.
Only you can can turn Jenga into a drinking and then a sex game.
Do you remember puking up your retainer into the toilet and putting it right back in your mouth?
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
Going to the u of w I constantly have that moment of, oh hey I felt you up at that rave at folk fest that one time. Winnipeg is too small.
Who says there aren't gentlemen anymore? My one night stand warmed up my car for me
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
I CAN SPEAK THE LANGUAGE OF THE ANIMES.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
"You can have sex in my class, just stay quiet. I don't like noise." My professor... Shall make for an interesting semester.
I'm basically doing the Walk of Shame without the added bonus of having sex last night. That doesn't look good on anyone.
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