I thought she had more class and brains than to date a complete numb-nut, drug addict, fuck up like him. People never cease to amaze me
Midget sex pt 2 tonight
do you think the kids from 7th heaven are mad that dennis and sweet dee are their half-brother and sister?
just took my temp. 103. i wonder how tylenol and jager bombs are gonna mix
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
Dude. He drives a mini. Therefore he's a virgin
it was pretty much a given that i would lose my thong on dollar tequilla shot night
hes the hot one from work who thought i was dead after my party
Confession: Sometimes I wear my stolen scrubs to the corner store because people will think I'm a doctor and not just a girl too lazy to change out of her pajamas.
We were fucking while the tv was on, and one of those animal cruelty commercials came on. We then switched over and started doing it doggy style. It was then that I realized that I'm going to hell.
The oven caught fire. I put it out, but called the fire department just to make sure it was okay since the smoke wasn't going away
You just wanted to meet firemen
He asked me to come stay with him so he could "see that ass and watch Harry Potter."
Sitting naked in my bed eating leftover Mexican food drinking coors light.. Can it get any more single than this?
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I just woke up in a prom dress on your bathroom floor, yea I'm 32.
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