when I scratched it gently some sort of watery looking stuff came out...so then I just stopped thinknig about it.
I think your mom looks like a breed of donkey and elephant, but her boobs are perfect
I have a fruit stripe tattoo on my penis. You're the only person I know who chews that gum.
Piggyback rides are my preferred mode of transportation.
Still waiting. He said he'd call between 2 and 10... apparently he's like the Comcast of drug dealers.
He just washed his hands with scrubbing bubbles yelling "They work hard so I don't have to!"
I sat alone in Buffalo Wild Wings eating chocolate cake on Country Western karoake night. The waiter asked me if I was ok. Twice.
oh and if she happens to say anything about a cantalope and tissues... just go with it
update: ifinallt managed t5o be in a. Horizontal position without throwing up... the snmall victories.
I flashed some kids doing a church car wash. I feel like I really improved the quality of their lives.
He did 5 five hand stand push ups and took off his shirt for a barbarian flex. Some girl took off her shirt and threw it at him
A dick pic is not a proper way to say I'm sorry
I'm sure as hell not getting hoodwinked into going back to rehab again
Putting a bow on your dick doesn't make it a real present
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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