Will you still be my friend if I read and enjoyed Twilight?
No
is it sad that pink shorts and cowboy hats remind me of getting jizz in the hair?
He just did a 33 second keg stand with a fractured leg, busted chin and chipped teeth from running into a parked car after winning a race.
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
Should I feel guilty that my husband is cheating on his girlfriend with me? I mean, we're not divorced yet so I still have dibs, right?
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
He just sent me the contact information about getting the Zebra for graduation...
I just need to stop hanging out with girls who drink wine coolers.
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
Just broke my no shot rule again.. Made out with a stranger. That's 0 for 3 this month for the record
She was dressed as a banana and told me that I needed more potassium in my diet. Of course I went down on her.
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
remember when I lost my virginity and said I could see myself becoming a sex addict?? Well I'm pretty sure that time has come
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
If that pentatonix bullshit is playing when I get home we're breaking up
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