I figured girls wouldn't be down to sleep w/ a guy who plugged a pregnant chick
OMG. Drunk.
I'm so glad you fill me in on these things.
Sorry. Must've been trying to twitter.
he kept asking me "do you love it? tell me you love it" as I was riding him.
and...?
I told him it was alright.
i yelled at him for a little and we ended up fucking in a random tennis court.
All I need is the Internet and a place to drink.
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You. Win. At. Life.
Have your arms or hands ever gone numb after drinking too much?
Wtf did you do last night?
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
Kurt said to text you and encourage you to come out tonight. Encourage you with my rack.
OH DEAR GOD. He looks like if u licked him he'd taste like bourbon, sex and sunshine.
You know it's been a successful day when the only reason you put on a bra was to take off your shirt
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
They put me in room 420 every time and I take bubble baths and smoke in the room and they bring food TO MY BED
I don't want to be drunk any more. Can you hit the off switch?
Her hand jobs are magic. They smell like vanilla and awesomeness. She made me forget how to walk
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