I wannas sexs uuuuu
come pick me up. please. i just puked in my lap. bring pants.
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
at least he lost his v-card with a bang... or should i say the clap.
right. well i dont plan on getting laid till i find a respectable girl that i can make unrespectable
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
its like the body should be a temple but we treat it like a kmart
cocks speak louder than words, as they say
Nobody says that.
Welcome to drink and talk like a Russian afternoon.
Pirate drinking day will be planned for shortly
I approve this so hard.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
Dude I puked in a snow bank and then fell face first into it
holy shit I was not prepared for her to whip out that dildo
I cannot believe I am seriously having a conversation about my best friend's sexual prowess as a dream lesbian.
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