I kissed a girl and did not like it. Now I hate Katy Perry even more.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Helping high family members not look retarded is what family is for
11am puke and rally. THIS is what I'm gonna miss about college.
As long as there aren't any pictures of me humping the penguin, we are good,
I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
We are probably going to have to use your boobs as currency to get this done
oh dont worry, my liver will give out way before i get skin cancer
were you high?
When?
Actually just blanket yes to that question
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
Know what was probably a bad idea? Using white wine as a mixer for vodka.
Well she described you as a "Sex-Viking", which seemed to be only slightly related to the red beard. So things are looking good!
Nothing like cleaning out your cleavage from lunch, finding cookie crumbs and eating them...
I assure you, it was not a Porn Hub Bee Movie parody.
Nice. Make him jerk off and tape it. Send it to his woman. I also love that you had another skype date
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