i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
It's nice to sit in the library and see the progression from freshman pledge to 6th year coke addict all at one table. Gotta love sororities
it makes it look bigger when i shave, i hope its not the same for a girl
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
She's doing shots in her underwear, a fur hat and mittens. I'm never coming home.
eggs and jello shots do not qualify as 'brunch'
Beer, water, beer, water, beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer beer so much beer
Right when he asked me if I was on birth control my dad walked in. This is my fate.
I'm sending lingerie pics that I took yesterday. I fully prepared for this holiday
He had a flex off with himself in the mirror but he thought it was someone else for at least 20minutes.
dude if looks could fuck you two would've been naked in front of everybody
Theres a handprint of sauce on my fridge, one on my face, and a trail of it leading to my bedroom, and sauce all in my bed, and I have no idea what the fuck i ate.
Like if I exploded right now there would be cum and fajitas everywhere.
She is beauty she is grace
she’s masturbsting in front of an open window while drunk af 9am
i thought you had class
Only if I get to be Gritty
How would you be Gritty for a fantasy hockey league?
Don't worry about it.
Randomize
