I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
I just saw what sperm look like swimming around. I'm not happy with what you've put in my stomach.
Thanks for the birthday present, i had so much fun playing with it
Are you talking about my vagina?
so this chick screams out the name doug is bed..not to later do i find out doug is her vibrator
hello competition
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Wow thanks 4 throwing jello at me an yelling who invited that guy to all the guys at the bar
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
i have officially banned the recreational use of bayonets.
So I was trying to finish off that sick uv whipped and I chased it with yogurt. Not a good idea
What i love about my dog is i can lay in bed and masturbate with him at the foot, and he just leaves me alone.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I decided we werent gonna go for round 5 when he started trying to have a serious conversation about how blessed he is to have such a nice penis
He has a point, the man's penis is a legend.
Remember, I smoked so you wouldn't have to. I'm like the Jesus of Marijuana.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
Remember the Giant sandworm from the movie Dune? Well that's about how big his dick is. No bulshit.
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