hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
The world would be so much better with thought bubbles.
DO IT!!! IT MUST BE FATE THAT I GAVE YOU THAT CONDOM!!!!
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
It's stupid hot. I just want to be laying in a bathtub full of margaritas
Maybe her vagina is like a vacuum
I can't decide if that would be a good or bad thing. I'm leaning toward good
C'mon. I'm still an alcoholic at heart, regardless of its broken or not
The bend and snap? 98% success rate of getting attention. When used appropriately, it has an 83% rate of return on a dinner invitation.
Just did body shot off a midget. Pretty good start.
I dropped a piece of Mac and cheese in the shower and I almost still ate it. Stoned, but not stoned enough to degrade myself.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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