were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
i wonder what barack obama's brickbreaker high score is...
what is TOTES MCGOATS in spanish?
I had fun last night. We should have sex less often.
There was a lot of him and a little penis
Day 3 of Lent and I would already kill a puppy if God would give me permission to masturbate
I can't cum and do my makeup at the same time.
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I'm sitting in front of a fan naked drinking Gatorade. Motherfucking hangover probs
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
Just saw some lesbians get in a fistfight in an Arby's parking lot. It's good to be home.
Please put me on a plane and hypontize me into forgetting the little bit of last night that I do remember.
Actually here it's more "lie around naked in a dark room" weather.
so let me get this straight you just stared at his boner all night?
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