It doesn't have to be a walk of shame...just pretend he took you to breakfast.
No one shows this much boob at breakfast
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
Do you think I can haggle my way to discounted weed on 4.21?
I feel like I should I write an apology note to the frat for falling down stairs, passing out on the couch, and chugging the entire bottle of burnetts at semiforml last weekend. Apparently I was the main topic of discussion at their chapter meeting last night.
So, I just sold my textbook to have money for Plan B.
had to bail. she had her cat tattooed on her
Then he wanted a handjob in the car. While my cousin was driving. To krispy kreme. And there was someone else in the backseat.
Jesus...So southern.
Advice for you. Never grate cheese on your counter then not cleanup the scraps, then have your bf over and endup having sex on the counter. Theres literally cheese melted in and around my ass.
I can't wait till we are old and wrinkly and I can turn to you and ask, "Remember when you Rick Jamesed the shit out of that couch??"
QUIT RUINING DICK PICTURE DAY
A baby just tried to pull out his mom's huge tits at work today and nearly succeeded. I was silently cheering for the little guy.
so third time im replacing the batteries on my vibrator in 2 months #sosingle....on another note though, black beauty is raring to go
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
I SHOULD BE TERRIFIED OF HIS DRAGON DICK.
Ever try to swallow something and have it go up into your nose instead? Yeah, I just sneezed bacon.
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