But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
We agreed on being friends w/ benefits. Lets see if that really happens.
Ok, so that was not supposed to go to u, my bad. I feel horrible.
how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
I told him to go down on me and when he did he started crying!! I asked him why and he said my vag looked just like his ex girlfriends!!!
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
In the middle of fucking me, she said "Hold on, I need my Hulk hands."
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
there's a girl in the coffee shop just eating a pint of ben & jerry's
SMART GIRL
I drove your lawn mower home. Hope you don't need it tonight. I'll bring it over tomorrow.
You sprinted into the side of a parked car
His girlfriends signaled their approval by pulling me off of him and in turn making out with me. I think I will hang out with this group more often
Yeah, we agreed, but I feel like I need at least one more ride on the bonecoaster
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
I'm fucked-out. That state of being high between fucked up and passed out.
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