this kid down the hall keeps banging on his drums...i feel like i'm living in jumanji
you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
This is working out surprisingly well considering it started out with us using a christmas tree as a battering ram
I found a tip from a dart in my bra this morning
He kept trying to order 'sex on the tennis courts' for a drink last night
it was like vegas minus all of the penis and death threats
They make twin pack pregnancy tests for girls like us
Just keep my face away from hard objects. And by that I do not mean erect penised.... those are totally fine. It's more just things like rocks, table edges, blunt objects, etc so I don't get another concussion.
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
Alive.
So much puke
I now have a full length bright red cape in my possession. Best sex trophy ever.
He must have found my secret supply of blow and took a bump before we left the house. Rude.
He could of at least asked
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
I'm high. I apologize for that last sentence
Some girls mom just approved of me banging her on Fb.... For the whole world to see.. I'm officially a god.
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