Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
Completly hung over at midnight, I knew there was a downside to drinking at 2pm
The goblet must only be used for good. And vodka. And anything t-pain would be proud of.
I think I've reached that age where I should start dating "congrats" and not "are you keeping it?"
You did a strip tease for the toilet.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
In line at the grocery store. The girl ahead of me is in a wetsuit and just bought 3 cases of beer and a bottle of vodka. I want to go where she's going...
We need to play Chardee MacDennis. Contact me when you have an available date. This is not a question.
I can't believe I ever hated her sister or friends. They got her some sexy sexy ass lingerie for the honeymoon. I think I love them bitches
This is a whole new generation of premature ejaculators
who is the naked dude on the coffee table
thats jeff, jeff is nice so don't be rude
I would just like to say that I had morning sex today to the Hamilton soundtrack. So.
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I love when Facebook suggests people I may know. Well, yeah, I know him. He's my drug dealer. Pretty sure I want to keep that relationship strictly professional.
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