it's just like freshman year of high school, with more drugs
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
I heard from multiple reliable sources that she doesn't have a gag reflex. Of course I'm going to try to go home with her.
josh has a chalupa in his pocket if you're hungry.
MOMMMMMMMMMMAYYY! YOU BIRFED ME TODAYY. IM CELEBRTIN ON YUR BEHAF! THANK YOU!!!!!
I always hoped you would never inherit this side of my personality. Hon, trust me, you're a mess. Go to bed...alone. xoxoxo
She is currently drunk and caressing my professor's face with one hand.
I'm worried because he hasn't removed it.
Yeah play it cool maybe put in a kissy face though let him know you're giving an invitation for his dick
seriously the second he called my tits warlocks was the second I knew I wasn't going to fuck him.
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
This really high kid past out in the corner of the room holding a box of cheez its in his arm. My idol.
I tried to flirt with him by saying "catholics are cool" and he handed me a cup of water so i called him jesus and thanked him for the wine
Slept with the roommate last night and also discovered that she believes in eugenics. I may need to slow down my drinking
I think i got my first booty call. it was like she came to my house. sex. leave.
Congratulations. Welcome to the wonderful world of quick dirty secret sexy time.
thanks... i think. haha
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
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