I want to be a jewelry store heckler. "Hey man, is she really worth it"
She told me a very interesting story, complete with pantomimes, about how she got a habanero seed in her vag
remember when jerking off was fun and not a neccesity
I just saw a hobo ride by on a unicycle. Good day.
Good ideas don't start with we have a bottle of vodka..
He was wearing his Class of 2007 shirt so I sat there for 5 minutes and read all the names of the guys I can remember giving head to.
She bit a glass in half.
In reality u ask do u have beer at your house but what your really saying is will there be cock in my mouth
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
I just walked past a guy banging a chick in the back of his car.
Lesbians had sex in my bed last night. It's a thing of pride
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Btw I definitely had pizza sauce on my face, a painful hickey on my neck, and I just remember screaming SISTER WIVES because of the girl's 1997 jean skirt! Wow.
My neck feel like I've been sucking Goliath's dick.
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