My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
you know that hot chick that stutters? talk about an awkward orgasm
you rubbed the head of my dick and said "I shall call you Squishy and you shall be mine and you shall be my Squishy."
You just kept taking about baking cornbread and doing your physics. Even drunk assed random you is a better student than me.
They really brought out their best strippers for vday weekend
Turns out getting tied up to two door handles and forced to repeatedly cum is actually a really good ab workout.
Doing laundry, just found a knob off your stove in my pants pocket. I don't know.
I feel like the other woman.
You ARE the other woman.
If Anthony Weiner can get in trouble for sexting 2 or 3 girls I dunno how politicians will make it in 10 years.
Lol I would vote for a guy that is trying to be a senator that has a viral video of him motorboating a topless chick
It's 4 am here and I just vomited myself awake....Not rising OR shining any time soon
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
she's a drunken disney princess. so basically me if i had a crown and no desire for independence.
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
Just puked most of my soul out..
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