It says i should accept HIV aids as my friend on facebook.We have 12 friends in common. I need new friends.
Also, just grabbed a bunch of "tuxedo black" condoms. formal, anyone?
he found my favorite bra, 3 thongs and a pair of jeans and gave them back. i love move out day.
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
He spent the entire date challenging me to chugging contests.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
Matt says that there are strip club auditions in our living room and he'd like you to audition.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
also, am i correct in guessing that advertising the size of my hypothetical penis is a turnoff to him?
I just Miyagied my roommate through her first set of tit pics. Her fuck buddy owes me.
let’s be honest I’d fucking Irish step dance on your grave, asshole
My mom always wanted to raise a classy lady, it just turned out to not be her daughter.
Just saw a fat guy on a flower print moped. He's my hero.
I hear my roommate snoring and I feel bad for his girlfriend but then I hear them having sex and I guess it all works out in the end.
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