He uses pillows to masturbate.
either way he was missing a nipple.
I can only imagine the horrible things my future wife is doing on spring break right now.
tell me why there is a bowl of oatmeal from starbucks in my purse
we came up with a wnba drinking game. take a shot every play that you could've done better. won't make it through 1st quartar
His best friend's cat died so we had a drunken burial ceremony on the side of his condo at 2am and I'm pretty sure if anyone gets ahold of the video feed from Martini Monday we're all fired.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I appear to have wine on my toes. I am really not clear as to how this happened. I'm gonna have a little lie down.
I'm filtering his penis picture so I can see it better
St. Patrick's day can kiss my ass. Still hungover. I guess I showed up at my gym blacked out yesterday morning. Like im not missing a gym day b
we should start a freak-out-the-cashier-contest. I just bought JerseyShore Season2, red high heels, and nipple soothing pads
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
And today, on Faces I'd Like to Sit On .... The starting line up of the German National Football team
Well he had a nice beard and it smelled good so there was no way I wasn’t going home with him.
are you inviting me to ice cream?
the subtext of everything i say to you is inviting you to ice cream
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