Black lace...the rest is up to ur imagination
The guy asked if i had a problem w/set schedules
How young is too young to ask my kid to make me a drink?
You did not just play the dead husband card again.
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
Have you ever seen a porn where they were playing bluegrass in the background?
But apparently I got kicked in the head by a stripper at some point
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
Sorry I sent you a video of a singing reverend last night, I was really high.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
Was expecting a sext from Kristi and then my mom randomly sent me a pic of her ugly Xmas sweater. Worst. Buzzkill. Ever.
Dicks are not precious.
I flashed my boobs, shit my pants, and kissed the wrong twin. I'm on a roll you don't want in on.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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